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deuce

13155 posts since 21/1/08

9 Oct 2011 17:22

i love you

Mr X

7034 posts since 12/7/07

9 Oct 2011 17:34

Paul McCartney's latest wife is 51, looks much younger.

unCouth

6877 posts since 3/11/07

9 Oct 2011 17:40

third time it's been posted.

http://www.fuk.co.uk/threads/you_tube_video_thread_anything_goes?page=220&comments;_per_page=20&from;=260

Sneaker52

6975 posts since 2/11/06

9 Oct 2011 21:40

Paul McCartney is a cunt. There, I said it.

Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

10 Oct 2011 08:45

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2047097/Wheelchair-bound-rioter-David-Knott-caught-looting-CCTV-jailed-year.html

this is a strange one.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2047145/Ex-Weezer-bassist-Mikey-Welsh-dies-40-Twitter-death-prediction.html

Dee

9655 posts since 22/11/07

10 Oct 2011 08:56

knob head - still guy pilfers a tv and he gets 12 months ( around £50,000 to £60,000 in costs to keep him there, probably more due to his disability)
. Surely there must be a better way to punish !

unCouth

6877 posts since 3/11/07

10 Oct 2011 11:01

take away his wheelchair

andymakesglasses
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19549 posts since 26/1/06

10 Oct 2011 11:15

Dee wrote: probably more due to his disability

unCouth wrote: take away his wheelchair

He just had a broken leg

Hi-Definition
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1689 posts since 6/12/08

10 Oct 2011 11:28

unCouth

6877 posts since 3/11/07

10 Oct 2011 12:32

andymakesglasses wrote:

Dee wrote: probably more due to his disability

unCouth wrote: take away his wheelchair

He just had a broken leg

Well then the cunts leg won't heal will it.

andymakesglasses
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19549 posts since 26/1/06

10 Oct 2011 12:54

PM unCouth

CovOne

8564 posts since 17/8/04

11 Oct 2011 07:31

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2047607/China-builds-supertower-Hanging-Village-Huaxi-2-000-farmers.html

Dee

9655 posts since 22/11/07

11 Oct 2011 08:28

andymakesglasses wrote:

Dee wrote: probably more due to his disability

unCouth wrote: take away his wheelchair

He just had a broken leg

well break the other one.

unCouth

6877 posts since 3/11/07

11 Oct 2011 09:32

andymakesglasses wrote: PM unCouth

FML

stelfox

8481 posts since 11/3/09

11 Oct 2011 11:18

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/8818400/Japan-offers-10000-free-trips-to-foreigners.html

www.sendmetojapan.co.jp

EDW

2565 posts since 23/2/10

12 Oct 2011 10:24

fucking hate how every maggot comes crawling out of the woodwork to make up some non story as soon as someone gets lucky on the lottery. What i hate more is that i always check the daily mail site

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2047736/Euromillions-winners-Dave-Angela-Dawes-pledge-create-20-millionaires.html

nothingelseworked
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2613 posts since 21/2/10

12 Oct 2011 16:35

MEETING THE CAST OF THE ONLY WAY IS DALSTON

Top comment is brilliant "Sorry, Vice is taking the piss out of hipsters? I look forward to Carp World magazine's impending article on 'Why Fisherman Are Wankers'."

Strum