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Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

3 Apr 2012 08:19
just getting round to reading the sun on sunday.

seen lemurs reading the paper in their enclosure in the zoo. brilliant.

arsenal are selling after shave that smells of the stadium, endorsed by jack wilshire. lulucks.

a lynx advert for a new tablet deodorant that works for 24 hours. hee hee hee.

the queen is to star with daniel craig in a james bond trailer for the olympics directed by danny boyle shot in buck palace. ha ha ha ha.

mo farah olympic hopefull is trianing in a cotton wool suit to keep him injury free. badly shopped picture to accompany this bollocks. roflcopter.
robii
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18857 posts since 8/9/06

3 Apr 2012 08:33
Laughing out loud cv
deuce
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13627 posts since 21/1/08

3 Apr 2012 10:00
noble will like this one, the female version of me;

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2124246/There-downsides-looking-pretty-Why-women-hate-beautiful.html

JustinCredible
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2437 posts since 11/6/08

3 Apr 2012 10:20
She's a dog?!?
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

3 Apr 2012 10:24
late april foo' aint it.
check the husband, surely you could get better than that if youre as good as you think you are love?
andymakesglasses
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20146 posts since 26/1/06

3 Apr 2012 10:48
No April Fool, she's written loads of self-obsessed articles before, click on her name:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/search.html?s=&authornamef;=Samantha+Brick
BOOKSTORECORE
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7634 posts since 8/8/06

3 Apr 2012 10:49
Kill it, kill it with fire.
robii
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18857 posts since 8/9/06

3 Apr 2012 10:57
Laughing out loud
DuffMan
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14248 posts since 21/2/07

3 Apr 2012 11:03
How could a well-educated TV executive let her addiction to psychics cost her £25,000 and ruin her marriage?

Laughing out loud
Hello World
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12096 posts since 7/3/05

3 Apr 2012 11:09
The kind of shit that fills "Psychologies" magazine yuk.
rural
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17511 posts since 26/9/06

3 Apr 2012 11:40
I know the stories not new, but his inspiration was 'John Stape' off Corrie. Come on son, you're lawyers could have chosen a better excuse than that!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4235553/Hammer-killer-Daniel-Bartlam-obsessed-by-soap-violence.html
Commander_Venus
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8620 posts since 16/7/06

3 Apr 2012 13:12
http://www.king5.com/news/local/Rape-lie-recanted-after-man-spends-9-years-in-prison-145775175.html


DuffMan
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14248 posts since 21/2/07

3 Apr 2012 18:15
http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/Daily-Mail-Samantha-Brick-idiot-there-are-downsides-to-looking-this-pretty-why-women-hate-me-for-being-beautiful
Bennelli
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3461 posts since 25/5/11

3 Apr 2012 18:17
Laughing out loud
smith
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10740 posts since 5/5/04

3 Apr 2012 18:18
Laughing out loud
Hello World
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12096 posts since 7/3/05

3 Apr 2012 20:45
damn
manula
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1648 posts since 11/9/11

3 Apr 2012 21:57
1080 Cool
http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/video/2012/apr/02/teenage-skateboarder-first-1080-video
rural
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17511 posts since 26/9/06

3 Apr 2012 22:01
Hello World wrote: damn

Love how casually he gets out of the truck.
Hello World
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12096 posts since 7/3/05

3 Apr 2012 22:14
rural wrote:
Hello World wrote: damn

Love how casually he gets out of the truck.

you can see the geezer fall out of the truck that goes over the side a 0:22 as well arms up in the air.

All calm as fuck, typically Norway behaviour.
YLAup
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5074 posts since 5/9/11

3 Apr 2012 23:45
Hello World wrote:
rural wrote:
Hello World wrote: damn

Love how casually he gets out of the truck.

you can see the geezer fall out of the truck that goes over the side a 0:22 as well arms up in the air.

All calm as fuck, typically Norway behaviour.

No way thats a tree not a man Laughing out loud