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Crackajack
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7103 posts since 21/4/05

5 Apr 2012 00:36
Some PR bloke tweeted it would have made the mail 100k in revenue on the first day!
hassanova
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388 posts since 19/11/07

5 Apr 2012 00:59
Mainstream media equivalent of trolling, I'm sure she isn't deluded about her looks, with the second article she knew exactly what to say to get the biggest response and therefore most hits
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

5 Apr 2012 08:22
im certain its the driver holding his hands up to let them know hes alive and safe. Oops
Hucks
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72 posts since 16/12/06

5 Apr 2012 09:28
It's Fangorn
Anto
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3555 posts since 19/1/12

5 Apr 2012 12:55
MoB
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36666 posts since 31/8/04

5 Apr 2012 12:57
That makes me feel guilty for just waking up.
Anto
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3555 posts since 19/1/12

5 Apr 2012 13:00
^ So true mate. Found it while wondering on how to spend my stupid wage
Mookie_blaylock
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1578 posts since 19/7/06

5 Apr 2012 17:06
Sad Sad

some of the comments are Laughing out loud

Send rollerblades!
trueredexe 1 day ago

And where are the parents? I guess they are working to get shoes for grandma and the annual school trip to Hong Kong.
locouk 2 days ago
BOOKSTORECORE
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7634 posts since 8/8/06

5 Apr 2012 17:11
I cycle 20km to and form work each day, where's my ticker tape parade?
nick2
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7231 posts since 18/2/09

5 Apr 2012 17:18
MoB wrote: She's a mastermind, through that article she'll get a book deal tv deal facelift etc etc etc
JohnnyAce
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647 posts since 5/12/04

6 Apr 2012 15:13
Headline of the month…

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2126006/Gravy-wrestling-model-hit-face-monkey-wrench-finding-friend-having-sex-sofa.html
Crackajack
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7103 posts since 21/4/05

6 Apr 2012 15:20
In case anyone is wondering, gravy wrestling is a very popular sport up north.
EDW
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2581 posts since 23/2/10

7 Apr 2012 11:02
This cunt, again Evil Evil

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2126278/Lottery-Julie-son-havent-spoken-seven-years-Now-hes-won-45m-shes-desperate-reunion–insists-NOT-reason-youd-think.html
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

7 Apr 2012 11:12
he is a fucking goth cunt tho. its your mother, anyone who hates their own mother is fucked in the head.
theres nothing i couldnt forgive my mum for. (nonceing aside of course, but theres no need to even mention that sick shit)
MoB
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36666 posts since 31/8/04

7 Apr 2012 11:16
she abandoned the family to shack up with some other geezer didn't she?
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

7 Apr 2012 11:17
and?
MoB
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36666 posts since 31/8/04

7 Apr 2012 11:18
abandoning your kids for cock is auto black ball
india
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5661 posts since 31/10/05

7 Apr 2012 11:19
even if i hated either parent i'd still throw a million or whatever at em and say get fucked/dont talk to me again etc,
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

7 Apr 2012 11:20
exactly.
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

7 Apr 2012 12:37
if you could all pray for this poor young lad please. pray for him, jordans arm and x's leg.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4243449/Lad-hit-by-Balotelli-I-thought-Id-die-when-his-Bentley-struck-me.html