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Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

17 Apr 2012 11:05
the sun last three front pages.

sunday = simon fucked danni.
monday - simon had three year affair with page 3 stunner.
tuesday - cowell robbed by one night stand girl.

im certain he owns a major chunk of the sun. its like a teen special mag for 1D, they get a double page every day and then every now and again when the heats on him from the worlds press to out him, he uses the paper to try and trick the world hes straight.
Rez
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7935 posts since 5/4/09

17 Apr 2012 11:16
He's one of Murdoch's highest paying clients isn't he?
Toasted
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1650 posts since 15/10/09

17 Apr 2012 11:16
MoB wrote: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2129951/Simon-Cowell-Dannii-Minogue-I-secret-love-affair-X-Factor.html
"Details of the affair have been revealed in a book entitled The Intimate Life Of Simon Cowell, written by former BBC journalist Tom Bower, but Cowell clearly isn't worried about the publication." Yeah funny that

Just another publication from the Simon Cowell "I'm not gay, honestly" machine.
andymakesglasses
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20167 posts since 26/1/06

17 Apr 2012 11:25
Rez wrote: He's one of Murdoch's highest paying clients isn't he?

Fox bought the rights to The X Factor USA from Cowell, they're deeply in bed together (in a completely figurative, very heterosexual and entirely non-gay way).
Sixtwo
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450 posts since 1/5/10

17 Apr 2012 12:01
Well if it ever comes out about Cowell he could always fake a stroke..
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17703018
scout_niblett
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198 posts since 31/12/10

17 Apr 2012 12:05
a stroke nearly turned me gay…*cymbal crash*
rural
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17518 posts since 26/9/06

17 Apr 2012 12:11
More Cowell

Fag Hag for hire Laughing out loud

'The 52-year-old music mogul apparently proposed to glamour model Louise Payne - who he met in 1995 following the breakdown of her marriage to Right Said Fred star Fred Fairbrass'

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/simon-cowell-was-engaged-to-page-3-girl-7653595.html
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

17 Apr 2012 12:21
yeah that was yesterdays headline i was on about son.
MoB
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36622 posts since 31/8/04

17 Apr 2012 16:35
It's just silly now
eent
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9015 posts since 25/2/05

17 Apr 2012 19:43
I don't understand how people still haven't clocked on.
FrIEND
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13427 posts since 27/11/03

17 Apr 2012 20:51
Tell the lie enough times and people will think it's true. I bet there will be an expose soon where there's a pic of him getting 'caught' going into a hotel with some gal dem.
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

17 Apr 2012 21:40
funny thing is that how most powerfull men get left alone if they are a slut fucker. not this jerk though, hes a nobody, lets expose him as a male whore. ha ha ha
Donuts
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207 posts since 27/9/08

17 Apr 2012 22:23
Coming soon to a Sports Direct near you

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/46fb531c-88a6-11e1-9b8d-00144feab49a.html#axzz1sKphlyKy
illwill
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3533 posts since 17/5/04

17 Apr 2012 23:04

A sad day. I have an Aquascutum suit that's absolutely spot-on.

Surely someone with some marketing savvy could resurrect a brand with such heritage a la Burberry.
Mr X
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7053 posts since 12/7/07

17 Apr 2012 23:16
So is Cowell gay or not gay? I thought he was because 1) everything about him suggests it 2) He stays friends with all these women.

but then I think everybody dislikes him so much that labelling him gay is the ultimate personal insult to him if he isn't and its the only way to make him cry.
Mr X
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7053 posts since 12/7/07

17 Apr 2012 23:34
I think he cries a lot.
R
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12969 posts since 17/5/03

17 Apr 2012 23:36
eent wrote: I don't understand how people still haven't clocked on.
TheConductor
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4194 posts since 17/11/09

17 Apr 2012 23:54
I thought it's a well known fact Cowell paid off someone/a group of people/a media institution who had photographs proving his homosexuality, he's a very powerful man with one of the best pr companies behind him so he can pull all the strings.
eent
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9015 posts since 25/2/05

18 Apr 2012 09:35
The thing is, he's gone out of his way for so long to prove he's not gay, he can't just come out.

The stupid twat should've just owned up to it years ago, saved himself millions, and a stomach ulcer.
trailofdavid
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6334 posts since 14/8/09

18 Apr 2012 09:53
illwill wrote:
Surely someone with some marketing savvy could resurrect a brand with such heritage a la Burberry.

They tried in the early-mid 00s didnt they?