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collizhun
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3880 posts since 19/10/06

5 May 2012 22:41
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2139442/Violet-DMello-mauled-tame-cheetahs-holiday-safari-park.html?ICO=most_read_module

haha, "the attack lasted around three minutes and her husband captured these shots"
Ju
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1268 posts since 5/9/09

5 May 2012 22:49
Saw that yesterday and still can't figure out a plausible explanation for what the fuck the husband was doing
MrW
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3079 posts since 1/8/11

5 May 2012 23:04
Noble Locks wrote: wagwan?

Probably too cloudy, can't see anything here either.
Hello World
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12174 posts since 7/3/05

5 May 2012 23:21
Noble Locks wrote: hw or any spoff. help me out here. i know it mentions south africa etc, but i cant see ANY moon tonight?wagwan?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2140074/Light-fantastic-The-supermoon-arrives-tonight-cosmic-sidekick-appears-biggest-brightest-form.html

As well as a keen eye and clear weather, sky-watchers will also need to stay up late to notice a significant difference. The Moon is expected to appear at its best in the early hours of tomorrow morning at around 4.30am, just after it hits perigee - the point in its orbit when it is closest to Earth.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2140074/Light-fantastic-The-supermoon-arrives-tonight-cosmic-sidekick-appears-biggest-brightest-form.html#ixzz1u2K2AAVE

so basically its like a full moon, probably cloudy anyway, but it gets super close at 4:30am.

and I prefer "boff" than spoff.
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

6 May 2012 17:21
wack, dope, lame, bare, raise, mirin, ridic, totes, kinda, trill. thats a few of them
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2140306/Middle-class-children-hear-23MILLION-words-poorer-children-start-school.html
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

6 May 2012 19:49
cunts.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2140362/Connyland-zoo-Two-dead-dolphins-killed-heroin-substitute.html
Hello World
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12174 posts since 7/3/05

6 May 2012 22:11

shit just seen this and came to post it.

Sad
Commander_Venus
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8620 posts since 16/7/06

7 May 2012 14:07
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2140702/South-Korea-customs-officials-thousands-pills-filled-powdered-human-baby-flesh.html
Burt
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6203 posts since 3/1/10

7 May 2012 20:34

Sharon Simmons, a Carrollton resident and a 55-year-old grandmother auditions for the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders at Cowboys Stadium on Saturday May 5, 2012
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

8 May 2012 12:14
dickhead.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2140897/Ian-Smith-College-student-leaps-roof-lands-concrete-Colorado-party.html
San
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10493 posts since 14/11/05

9 May 2012 11:48
Where did Funky In Hull end up?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2141536/It-IS-cheaper-North-Price-divide-pub-food-film-tickets.html
InWonderland
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2662 posts since 8/2/07

10 May 2012 10:25
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2142051/Meet-Mr-Perfect-New-research-says-earns-48-000-drives-Audi-rings-mum-These-fit-bill.html

'Perfect man check-list'
6ft tall
Muscly, toned and athletic
Brown eyes
Short, dark hair
Smart dress sense
Stylish
A beer or lager drinker
A non-smoker
Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
Gets ready in 17 minutes
Earns around £48,000 a year
Wants a family
Loves shopping
Eats meat
Watches soaps
Clean-shaven
Smooth-chested
Enjoys watching football
Drives an Audi
Educated to degree level
Earns more than you
Jokes around and has a laugh
Sensitive when you are upset
Tells you he loves you only when he means it
Admits it when he looks at other women
Holds a driving licence
Can swim
Can ride a bike
Can change a tyre
Rings his mother regularly
Laughing out loud
MoB
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37251 posts since 31/8/04

10 May 2012 10:28
bitches be crazy
jwool
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2706 posts since 16/2/10

10 May 2012 10:40
I don't think this is anyone's perfect man Laughing out loud

powerpill
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545 posts since 22/8/11

10 May 2012 10:46
Eek
Peregrine
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1013 posts since 17/6/09

10 May 2012 11:04
MoB wrote: bitches be crazy
San
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10493 posts since 14/11/05

10 May 2012 11:08
Get ready in 17 mins - lol, yeah right
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

10 May 2012 11:10
takes me exactly 17 minutes funny enough. Laughing out loud
all of them apart from about 4 or 5.
no wonder im such a big hit with the girls. must be subliminal. Cool
esco
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288 posts since 14/7/06

10 May 2012 11:10

Puzzled Sad
San
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10493 posts since 14/11/05

10 May 2012 11:35
Laughing out loud
Ticked around half but cannot change a tyre Oops