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Hello World
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12097 posts since 7/3/05

4 Feb 2009 22:51
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/18637190/detail.html


MoB
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36631 posts since 31/8/04

4 Feb 2009 23:09
Fucking Milliband is such a fucking cunt
generic_guy
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9223 posts since 16/9/02

4 Feb 2009 23:13
Noble Locks wrote: this is a ringer…..ladies and gentleman, for one night only, all the way from amerrykey, the most famous vegan in the world right now, i give you….MOBY!!!!

http://www.fakefaces.co.uk/lookalikes.html?lookalike_id=250
That looks like a shaved Seenmy Laughing out loud
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

4 Feb 2009 23:20
never noticed that, it does as well. Laughing out loud
smith
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10754 posts since 5/5/04

4 Feb 2009 23:21
collizhun wrote: hahaha..thats genius.

Guaranteed to make any party a success..

the idea cant be that people think the actual celebrities are at the party…i dont understand it at all

Al Fayed is uncanny
andymakesglasses
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20168 posts since 26/1/06

5 Feb 2009 07:35
HiFi wrote: man held after getting off a flight with live pigeons in his trousers.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7869301.stm

BBC wrote: Customs officials say they also seized seeds in the man's money belt and an undeclared aubergine

Laughing out loud
Green Jesus
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340 posts since 21/10/08

5 Feb 2009 10:04
smith wrote:
collizhun wrote: hahaha..thats genius.

Guaranteed to make any party a success..

the idea cant be that people think the actual celebrities are at the party…i dont understand it at all

Al Fayed is uncanny

And Madonna looks like she's just starred in a money shot!
Jason789
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6210 posts since 2/1/07

5 Feb 2009 10:12
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1135724/From-Tim-Kim-German-pop-star-16-worlds-youngest-transsexual-sex-change-op.html
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

5 Feb 2009 10:13
looks fuck all like john terry. Evil
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

5 Feb 2009 12:30
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2205966.ece
GameOver
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1833 posts since 1/6/06

5 Feb 2009 13:02
Laughing out loud brilliant journalism
Best
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9757 posts since 21/10/05

5 Feb 2009 13:05
The Sun wrote: The Smart money’s on perma-tanned winker CRISTIANO RONALDO.

when i first read this i swear i saw perma-tanned wanker - which is much more apt, cue guido……
schtoop
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12960 posts since 9/4/07

5 Feb 2009 15:19
this is fucked up, reminds me of that old movie where a guy goes back to this womans house after a night out and she ends up tying him up and dildoing him up the arse (no homo)

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2206434.ece
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

5 Feb 2009 15:29
when i read that in the paper, all i thought of was eent/paolo. is that wrong??
FrIEND
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13427 posts since 27/11/03

5 Feb 2009 15:37
when Paulo goes missing for a while, my first thought is that he's taken a major beating or been killed by a drug kingpin for shagging his misses.

and also

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1109502/15m-year-Iran-BBC-channel-doesnt-want.html

so i'm paying for iran to have tv that doesnt get broadcast? if I can get this channel im determined to get my moneys worth out of it….somehow…cough persian lovelies cough.
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

5 Feb 2009 18:57
http://itn.co.uk/news/dbae01b96ebb03dbceed7043045bfa59.html

"which runway do you want"
"we may end up in the hudson"
themistake
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10511 posts since 20/2/06

5 Feb 2009 19:05
schtoop wrote: this is fucked up, reminds me of that old movie where a guy goes back to this womans house after a night out and she ends up tying him up and dildoing him up the arse (no homo)

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2206434.ece



oh come off it, as if you wouldnt wake up.
worker bees
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1921 posts since 6/1/08

5 Feb 2009 19:17
My mate had a pen shoved up his arse, the bottom of his boxers taped to his legs & all his possessions stuffed in and then taped at the top whilst he was passed out, it's possible.
MrPlatinum
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8939 posts since 24/2/04

5 Feb 2009 19:50
"My mate"
MoB
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36631 posts since 31/8/04

5 Feb 2009 19:51
Laughing out loud