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Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

5 Feb 2009 20:19
Laughing out loud
and all them things that happened to you (sorry your mate) are a bit different to having your body scarred for life with a knife in that manor me old mate. that pain would be excruciating, taping pants to someones legs wouldnt make any pisshead twitch.
worker bees
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1921 posts since 6/1/08

5 Feb 2009 20:21
It wasn't a biro or a pencil, think he said it was a Sharpie.
robii
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18857 posts since 8/9/06

5 Feb 2009 21:48
Laughing out loud Laughing out loud
DuffMan
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14255 posts since 21/2/07

6 Feb 2009 00:09
think he said it was a Sharpie.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

themistake
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10511 posts since 20/2/06

6 Feb 2009 00:20
the sharpie comment has proper made me lol
San
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10493 posts since 14/11/05

6 Feb 2009 23:43
http://www.expressandstar.com/2009/02/05/car-owner-tied-up-in-keys-raid/

This was one of our boys.

The funny thing was, he was fucking abroad on business when it happened last week. It was his wife & kids who were tied up Laughing out loud
collizhun
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3880 posts since 19/10/06

7 Feb 2009 00:50
Thats hilarious. Laughing out loud they must of been so scared. wicked.
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

7 Feb 2009 14:52
fuck that shit man. Cry
generic_guy
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9223 posts since 16/9/02

8 Feb 2009 12:54
Noble Locks wrote: i didnt understand that i promise, i just thought someone who worked there had stuck a face on a head for a laugh on the net article…

If it was a PS the they're reeeeaaaaally dragging it out
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/168580/John-Terry-Double-Sex-change-Lucy-is-just-Terry-happy-to-look-like-England-Captain.html

Jawdropping!

-Edit: The original photo looked so much like a PS it was uncanny, but this pic is even more frightening.
Homer
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23926 posts since 8/5/03

8 Feb 2009 12:59
"BONG TO RIGHTS" Laughing out loud
Green Jesus
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340 posts since 21/10/08

8 Feb 2009 13:00
^ Was just reading that! Makes the story 100 times funnier now Smiling


Other bits out of the NOTW = Mel B got £35k per month for 18 years off Eddie Murphy for their kid. Jackpot!

Richard & Judy's daughter caught with a bong. Oh my god what's the world coming to? It's not safe to go out anymore with all these drug addicts walking the streets. That should all be banged up for life
"Drug" dealers pushing mind bending super skunk to kids on facebook. Or reality people joining groups relating to weed and some folks trying to get uncontaminated weed as the good shit is hard and harder to find these days unless you grow your own.

Jade Goody gets new TV deal. Joy!
MoB
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36631 posts since 31/8/04

8 Feb 2009 13:01
is that a tony adams lookalike transexual in the background?
burny
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5787 posts since 25/5/06

8 Feb 2009 13:09
Laughing out loud
generic_guy
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9223 posts since 16/9/02

8 Feb 2009 13:10
MoB wrote: is that a tony adams lookalike transexual in the background?
Me editing my post made this page really confusing, I get this now Laughing out loud
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

9 Feb 2009 18:12
now this is proper full on massive time Jawdropping!

watch the video of this geezer jumping the barriers of a level crossing at enfield…. just look at his heatz, that left one aint boxfreash any more.

http://www.itvlocal.com/london/news/?void=284041

'unbeeleevabull'
Blueprint
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986 posts since 28/4/07

9 Feb 2009 18:17
fuck that….how close!
mr.white
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17101 posts since 10/7/04

9 Feb 2009 18:17
doesn't get any closer than that .. idiot
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

9 Feb 2009 18:19
so suprised it didnt just take his leg to be fair.
bet he fucking laid on the floor, and shook for at least an hour once he got over that second barrier…thats a FACT as well.
6thEdition
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5882 posts since 7/3/08

9 Feb 2009 18:54
is that website being gash for anyone else?? all i get are a load video aderts and nothing else.. even clicking on other linnks
AAA
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10012 posts since 15/12/02

9 Feb 2009 18:56
Same here