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DuffMan

14389 posts since 21/2/07

20 Nov 2013 18:54

oh ffs

blackham

1871 posts since 17/7/13

20 Nov 2013 18:54

Olismallz wrote: Samsung pays $1bn lawsuit to apple in 5c coins

http://thebladebrownshow.wordpress.com/2013/11/13/lawsuit-paid-in-full-samsung-pays-apple-1-billion-sending-30-trucks-full-of-5-cent-coins/

hoax - http://www.theguardian.com/technology/blog/2012/aug/29/apple-samsung-trucks-nickels-fake

Jimmy326

4593 posts since 22/9/07

20 Nov 2013 18:55

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/samsung-apple-five-cent-coins.shtml

Olismallz

873 posts since 7/2/12

20 Nov 2013 19:07

derp

CovOne

8652 posts since 17/8/04

20 Nov 2013 19:08

DuffMan wrote: oh ffs

blackham

1871 posts since 17/7/13

20 Nov 2013 19:11

who's in London tomorrow?

http://www.islingtongazette.co.uk/news/uk_s_first_twerking_championships_take_place_in_kings_cross_tomorrow_1_3021178

illmurray

587 posts since 18/4/12

20 Nov 2013 20:39

Hahaha they're charging £20 for Scala's 'VIP balcony area'. Absolute jokes. Will be a poor view from the balcony as well

FLG

5894 posts since 21/5/04

20 Nov 2013 22:29

rural wrote: What a bell. You can't get on plane in this country if you are paralytically pissed, i've tried.

Depends if you can hold it together when pissed, I've had a few flights I can't remember.

Boing

239 posts since 16/5/09

20 Nov 2013 22:36

Being paralytic i'm guessing you shouldn't be able to it hold together i would have thought?

Mr.X.

3181 posts since 23/6/13

20 Nov 2013 22:38

I bought every alcoholic drink on easyjet once, drank them all. Got to car park drove 30 minutes and got 2 sp 30s on the m25 because they had roadworks at 3am. About 30 minutes from home I saw a blue arrow indicating dual carriageway but I thought it was a layby so drove past. About a mile away I saw some headlights oncoming. Thought I better turn or I'm dead so I did. Went home went to bed. I don't think I was drunk though just really tired.

illwill

4163 posts since 17/5/04

20 Nov 2013 23:14

EVERS wrote: the reporter

http://metro.co.uk/author/jamie-sanderson-ukmetro/

Is that Berk?

Essence

3137 posts since 10/1/05

20 Nov 2013 23:17

haha

andymakesglasses
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20693 posts since 26/1/06

21 Nov 2013 13:34

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2511106/Can-squinching-really-make-you-look-like-rapist-stalker-photos.html

rural

17875 posts since 26/9/06

21 Nov 2013 13:38

Fucking hell that article

love the Daily Mail

manula

1648 posts since 11/9/11

21 Nov 2013 17:59

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2013/nov/21/three-women-rescued-from-decades-of-slavery-live-coverage

Here is a summary:

• Three women have been freed from 30 years of domestic slavery in a house in Lambeth, south London. Police said although they were aware of cases of people being held for up to 10 years, they had never seen a case of this “magnitude” before.

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