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Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

9 Feb 2009 18:57
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKbmNmscVdo&hl=en&fs=1

here then, have it. (am i a sick fuck by wishing that them people in the motors all got hit for being such utter cunts, i mean they are sober, do they deserve life?)
87
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3357 posts since 21/6/08

9 Feb 2009 19:00
Fucking helllll, good clip noble.
AAA
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10012 posts since 15/12/02

9 Feb 2009 19:02
That is mental
6thEdition
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5882 posts since 7/3/08

9 Feb 2009 19:02
what a cunt, must have surely heard it coming, losing his leg would have been evolution in action right there.
Green Jesus
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340 posts since 21/10/08

10 Feb 2009 19:17
"Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.

When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with." "

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece


A few weeks old, so sorry if it's a repost but just seen it!
Jason789
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6210 posts since 2/1/07

11 Feb 2009 17:37
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1142022/The-Dominos-branch-pepperoni-pizza–halal.html
schtoop
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12958 posts since 9/4/07

13 Feb 2009 01:37
what.the.fuck

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece
inversesquare
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6663 posts since 7/6/08

13 Feb 2009 02:06
If I had guessd her name I would have guessed Chantelle.

The Sun wrote: I will talk to him again and it will be the birds and the bees talk. Some may say it’s too late but he needs to understand so there is not another baby.
Laughing out loud
mr.white
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17101 posts since 10/7/04

13 Feb 2009 04:54
bloody hell. is that the youngest father ever surely
Jesus
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5969 posts since 7/10/08

13 Feb 2009 05:40
55 seater plane hits house in upstate new york
Green Jesus
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340 posts since 21/10/08

13 Feb 2009 09:56
mr.white wrote: bloody hell. is that the youngest father ever surely

It says in that story the youngest father in UK so far is 12.

Youngest mother ever was 5 years old! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lina_Medina
Jason789
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6210 posts since 2/1/07

13 Feb 2009 10:03
Green Jesus wrote:
mr.white wrote: bloody hell. is that the youngest father ever surely

It says in that story the youngest father in UK so far is 12.

Youngest mother ever was 5 years old! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lina_Medina
5 WTF.

also in other news
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1144322/Transsexual-Mafia-boss-wears-lipstick-calls-Kitty-arrested-Italian-police.html
mr.white
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17101 posts since 10/7/04

13 Feb 2009 15:19
ATM gang steals $9 million CASH from machines in 30 minutes.. fucking incredible

http://www.networkworld.com/community/node/38366?ts0hb&story;=ts_heary
Homer
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23926 posts since 8/5/03

13 Feb 2009 21:19
Jesus wrote: 55 seater plane hits house in upstate new york

http://event.liveatc.net/kbuf/KBUF-Feb-13-2009-0300Z.mp3


Last moments , listen half way through, chilling stuff Sad
D4N
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3070 posts since 27/9/06

13 Feb 2009 22:37
This is hilarious Laughing out loud
http://austriantimes.at/index.php?id=11098
Homer
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23926 posts since 8/5/03

15 Feb 2009 00:26
it gets better

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/177665/Richard-Goodsell-Im-the-real-daddy-Alfie-and-I-want-a-DNA-test-to-prove-it.html
collizhun
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3880 posts since 19/10/06

15 Feb 2009 00:54
alfies mum would get it.
Green Jesus
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340 posts since 21/10/08

15 Feb 2009 01:30

Jesus, No real suprize though!
schtoop
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12958 posts since 9/4/07

15 Feb 2009 01:44
collizhun wrote: alfies mum would get it.

Heath
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2489 posts since 26/7/06

15 Feb 2009 01:53
You sure that's not his dad?