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MerciBeau
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4356 posts since 7/7/06

8 Oct 2014 10:16
Goldie wrote: Please please please turn up in a full on boiler suit and mask

Laughing out loud
bertoni
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1457 posts since 29/9/11

8 Oct 2014 10:57
Laughing out loud
Double D
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3552 posts since 8/3/07

8 Oct 2014 11:20
Noble Locks wrote: Weird how they care so much about spain though and run it as a main story.
The difference is we flew someone back who already had it, quarantined them properly and noone else caught it; somehow they fucked up and one of the nurses caught it and now they're trying to track down anyone else who might have caught it off her. Pretty big difference.
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

posted 8 Oct 2014 11:41, edited 8 Oct 2014 11:41
Yeah i know, what i first said was right really, just x being pedantic. Cos it didnt 'hit our shores' we brought it here purposely.
ShortLife
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488 posts since 22/12/11

9 Oct 2014 09:49
Crazy cunt http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/fake-speed-cop-caught-tricking-4401091#rlabs=2
Kadafi39
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1912 posts since 30/10/09

9 Oct 2014 10:18
^ What a dumb cunt!

Saw this on the site and it really pissed me off

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/hard-up-dad-jailed-after-hes-4404328#rlabs=1

In particular this part:
"Despite telling the judge he is the dad to a nine-month-old son, he was locked up for a year at Newcastle Crown Court.

Jailing him, Recorder Murray said: "Offences involving counterfeit notes undermine the whole economy of the country and inevitably lead, in every case, to a custodial sentence.

"It is so serious only an immediate custodial sentence can be justified."

Are you fucking with me!!! So nonces get away with deferred sentences and trying to use a moody score for a round is such a serious offence that only an immediate custodial sentence is apt. Evil
Toasted
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1694 posts since 15/10/09

9 Oct 2014 11:10
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-29547544

They must have been so fucking high.
Mrtyn
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969 posts since 30/1/14

9 Oct 2014 11:14
Kadafi39 wrote: ^ What a dumb cunt!

Saw this on the site and it really pissed me off

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/hard-up-dad-jailed-after-hes-4404328#rlabs=1

In particular this part:
"Despite telling the judge he is the dad to a nine-month-old son, he was locked up for a year at Newcastle Crown Court.

Jailing him, Recorder Murray said: "Offences involving counterfeit notes undermine the whole economy of the country and inevitably lead, in every case, to a custodial sentence.

"It is so serious only an immediate custodial sentence can be justified."

Are you fucking with me!!! So nonces get away with deferred sentences and trying to use a moody score for a round is such a serious offence that only an immediate custodial sentence is apt. Evil

He deserves the sentence for being such a stupid cunt.
Kadafi39
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1912 posts since 30/10/09

9 Oct 2014 11:17
Does he fuck. When you take into account other crimes that don't even get custodial sentences do you really think he deserves a year in prison for having a tons worth of fake notes on him?! Not like he was fucking printing them.
Kadafi39
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1912 posts since 30/10/09

9 Oct 2014 11:20
Toasted wrote: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-29547544

They must have been so fucking high.

Silver lining and all that "Ms Fraser, who weighed 90kg previously, reportedly lost about 16kg during her ordeal."

Send that fat bint from a few pages back who was too broke to lose weight there for a few months.
Mrtyn
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969 posts since 30/1/14

9 Oct 2014 11:23
Kadafi39 wrote: Does he fuck. When you take into account other crimes that don't even get custodial sentences do you really think he deserves a year in prison for having a tons worth of fake notes on him?! Not like he was fucking printing them.

Of course I fucking don't. He is an idiot though. Not for using the notes. For going back to the same bar he'd already been caught in. Fucking mong.
Kadafi39
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1912 posts since 30/10/09

9 Oct 2014 11:26
Granted, hes a dumb fuck. He should have used them in the cab like everyone else Laughing out loud but my point was the huge disparity in sentencing.
Mrtyn
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969 posts since 30/1/14

9 Oct 2014 11:30
Agreed on lenient sentencing for nonces etc. And idiot or not jail time for the Abagnale wannabe is harsh. Should have him cleaning up graffiti and dog shit for a fortnight.
BennyB
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660 posts since 17/12/03

9 Oct 2014 13:02
12 months for £100 quid in forgeries! Yet bankers get away with scamming millions. Harsh as he has now lost his job and costing taxpayer £2,500 a month to be put up by HM!
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

9 Oct 2014 14:57
Up there with one of the biggest travesties of justice ive seen in years. Will deffo get out on appeal. Judge is just a complete cunt.
padawan
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4427 posts since 27/6/03

9 Oct 2014 16:52
Just back from "EBOLAcon" - basically Run for the hills….

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786220/Don-t-panic-Defence-Secretary-says-no-need-hysteria-Ebola-threat-Britain-admits-virus-control.html
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

posted 10 Oct 2014 10:02, edited 10 Oct 2014 10:02
This really made me smile.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/dwarf-given-click-to-see-by-waitress-as-he-dined-at-restaurant-with-his-fiance-9786735.html
Alfi
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225 posts since 12/10/09

10 Oct 2014 11:22
Bride-to-be 'becomes pregnant after sex with dwarf stripper on hen do' http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786964/Bride-pregnant-having-sex-dwarf-stripper-hen-night-husband-realises-gives-birth.html @MailOnline

In other dwarf news..
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

10 Oct 2014 11:29
She should of give the cunt a colouring book not her flange.
Double D
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3552 posts since 8/3/07

10 Oct 2014 11:33
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-29552557

Or you could just not flush when you take a piss, daft cunts