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oldgregg
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6274 posts since 13/4/02

4 May 2016 17:54
stoney wrote: Found a live WW1 grenade clearing out a shed in the back garden, the Met and bomb squad came over, said it was a really rare one and are going to stick in their museum after making safe.


uploading images

flash(?) and lighting is making your penis look really small, having sex with the grenade
RickRude
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3270 posts since 13/1/12

4 May 2016 17:56
Ban for worst joke ever
C-Stylez
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5108 posts since 4/7/12

4 May 2016 17:58
Rumours / accusations that Africa Bambaataa is a paedo.

oldgregg
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6274 posts since 13/4/02

4 May 2016 18:06
RickRude wrote: Ban for worst joke ever
i will get funnier when you get less fat
RickRude
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3270 posts since 13/1/12

4 May 2016 19:13
Second worst joke
Mr.X.
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2866 posts since 23/6/13

4 May 2016 19:18
Ricktrollin'
Mr.X.
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2866 posts since 23/6/13

4 May 2016 19:19
Thats 3 jokes in 1.
Centurionone
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1381 posts since 30/3/11

posted 5 May 2016 09:54, edited 5 May 2016 09:54
Hugh Bonneville spent over £250K (allegedly) to gag the press, let's see how long it lasts!!!Laughing out loud
Genevieve Appiah Kufour
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139 posts since 22/5/07

5 May 2016 10:04
Ironic considering he only spent £195 for Helen Wood to gag him and stick a dildo up his ass.
pops
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4037 posts since 2/9/09

5 May 2016 18:57
http://www.theguardian.com/media/mediamonkeyblog/2016/may/05/the-sun-hugh-bonneville-downton-abbey-ibsen
Crackajack
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7180 posts since 21/4/05

5 May 2016 19:43
And see front page of the Telegraph "Bonneville, champion of free speech"


gawkrodger
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7499 posts since 4/11/08

6 May 2016 12:11
Purple Aki in the news again

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/aki-muscle-ban-lifted-judge-11291252
manula
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1648 posts since 11/9/11

posted 8 May 2016 19:45, edited 8 May 2016 19:45
padawan
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4083 posts since 27/6/03

posted 10 May 2016 15:41, edited 10 May 2016 15:41
RUSSIA TO TEST SATAN II Eek

http://rbth.com/news/2016/01/12/sarmat-strategic-missile-to-be-test-fired-from-plesetsk-in-2016_558701

bigger than the CZAR……





padawan
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4083 posts since 27/6/03

posted 13 May 2016 12:20, edited 13 May 2016 12:20
carrying on the apocalypse theme.

The Ultimate Life Assurance Solution for high Net Worth Families

hope not DIANA….



http://terravivos.com/secure/vivoseuropaone.htm
oldgregg
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6274 posts since 13/4/02

13 May 2016 19:20

yeah satan ll, i'm really happy for you and i'm gonna let you finish but tsar bomba sent shockways around the whole planet three times.

https://youtu.be/aMYYEsKvHvk
YLAup
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5178 posts since 5/9/11

posted 16 May 2016 18:06, edited 16 May 2016 18:06
Too early to speculate?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36304329

Edit, reading other articles, probably not, shes off her rocker
Honnete
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224 posts since 15/10/15

16 May 2016 22:09
Hole up roadmans. Keep a grip of dat soap bare tight.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36305727
carl lewis
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23649 posts since 14/10/04

17 May 2016 14:17
Harvey loool

padawan
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4083 posts since 27/6/03

17 May 2016 14:30
GO HARVEY!!