General Discussion: ROYAL MAIL


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PHiL
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8745 posts since 31/8/03

20 Jun 2006 23:57
Yeah my Postie bangs on the door really hard and just leaves it at the door becuase he knows Im in bed, never spoke to him either, seems a bit grumpy, he once left a mobile phone outside the door which needed to be signed for Laughing out loud
michael
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3054 posts since 29/1/03

21 Jun 2006 10:41
dont press any buttons on your phone when you get to the menu selection.
it might ask you to press the buttons several times, but if you dont and just leave it, then it will transfer you to a real person immediately.

shaazam!

no more fuking about with menus!

this works for ALL automated systems.

you can thank me later.
mr.white
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17101 posts since 10/7/04

21 Jun 2006 10:51
…… awaits a reply from Novern Rob
mod*
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7034 posts since 25/3/04

21 Jun 2006 10:55
I just drove and caught the postman this morning, he didnt even knock.. just put a slip through the letterbox.I asked him why he didnt knock.. 'a rang the bell' he says.. bollocks did you, its got a massive 'please knock the bell doesnt work sticker' over it retard

rant over, but the american apparel y fronts and polo are ace hehe
Rirawin
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9231 posts since 17/7/05

13 Jul 2006 22:08
Okay sent something via special delivery, didn't arrive before 1pm next day. How do I go about claiming back my postage? Do I take it up with the post office or do I have the joys of calling their "national helpline"?
sensibleboy
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3 posts since 13/7/06

13 Jul 2006 23:45
what the, who gives a, i hate the fucking RM, fucking shitherding, crapsucking, goatthroatfuckers. We fucking invented the fucking post, now we cant even deliver it, who gives a fuck, only 'us', my first and last post, fucking Postman Twat, he even got the post delivered despite living in 'the valleys' and having Jess the shatcat sticking the fucking envelopes back down after Pat the twatty-eyed scatmuncher had flaied himself over the final demands and such like, fucking BBC porno-plasticine even gets the job done better, still think Jess drove though, Pattwats pisseyed. Cant this fucking shitemongering shitfuck of a country even send you unsolicited wankmail properly these days? Post Office, Past Orrafice more like. P.S. im a twat.
Martinmargiela2002
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25507 posts since 1/10/02

14 Jul 2006 00:03
sensibleboy wrote: what the, who gives a, i hate the fucking RM, fucking shitherding, crapsucking, goatthroatfuckers. We fucking invented the fucking post, now we cant even deliver it, who gives a fuck, only 'us', my first and last post, fucking Postman Twat, he even got the post delivered despite living in 'the valleys' and having Jess the shatcat sticking the fucking envelopes back down after Pat the twatty-eyed scatmuncher had flaied himself over the final demands and such like, fucking BBC porno-plasticine even gets the job done better, still think Jess drove though, Pattwats pisseyed. Cant this fucking shitemongering shitfuck of a country even send you unsolicited wankmail properly these days? Post Office, Past Orrafice more like. P.S. im a twat.

Laughing out loud

Stick around.

I know for a FACT my postman doesn't ring our bell and just posts the slip for us to pick up the parcels. As I have caught him twice last week doing this, and had to go up the road in my boxers to get my stuff.

Whats the point!?


sensibleboy
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3 posts since 13/7/06

22 Jul 2006 22:32
I know i said that was my first and last post, but fuck me if i had to wait a fucking inordanantly excessive amount of time for my 'new', replaced daily, non-local, non-interested, poorly educated, snuff monkey of a postie to discover that i not only lived in a cul-de-sac and 'no i dont know what its short for'!, but that despite being the only ——- in the close, that my mail does not belong to next door and no i dont give a fuck if your dyslexic, im a raving fucking alcoholic, but it doesnt make me a totally worthless quim-sucking, bunny-arse banging, rodent-rodgering, arse-puckering, rim-licker does it now? Where the fuck do they get these people from, apart from French-Guiana and no im not racist, i dont give a fuck where anyones from, in fact i hazard a guess that at least an 'immigrant', if hes allowed to work by this hippocrital government, has probably looked at a map prior to paddling, which is more than can be said for the usual run of the mill, casual RM twat-surfing, shit-munchers that get a new area every day! I recently had the unpleasant task of visiting a local main PO, im sure you only get a job behind the 'perspex' curtain if you are; middle-aged, female, overweight, of a short disposition, of barely flinching humour and above all, despite being female; 'I wear the trousers'attitude! dont these useless chunks of bulbous, fat, white, RM-brainwashed, human offal understand that their outdated vehicle tax licencining rules are complete bollocks? Im trying to legally register a vehicle so that i can pay the wanking government 'road fund licence'. Bollocks, RM, Remedial Morons, fucking arsehole-shafting, dirty-semen coated cucumber sucking, proxy civil fuckhounds, bring on UPS, DHL, no i dont like yanks, but when theyre not shooting each other or 'frendly' shooting us; at least they wack out a decent delivery, If RM is doing so well, why has it just had a whanging great loan from BillyBlairDickhead for 'investment'? Fuck off RM, youre outdated, ineffecient, fucking shit, crap, wank, of mannequin's arsehole uselessness and overall; an annoying former British emblem that like BT, British Gas etc…, has been repeatadly rooked for all its worth and then the tax payer picks up the bill for pensions, FUCK OFF AND COME BACK WHEN YOU CAN OFFER A DECENT 21ST CENTURY SERVICE, breast-sucking, jumper-jiggling, toddler-tit wanking, calf-scour. P.S. I am a wanker, but i can still post a letter, if only it could be delivered.
Rirawin
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9231 posts since 17/7/05

22 Jul 2006 22:44
From: sensibleboy
To: Rirawin
Subject: urm, dont know
Date: Sat, 22/07/2006 - 10:38pm

Can i massage your RM probelms away?, yes im a wanker, but im pretty hot.

Laughing out loud

sensibleboy
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3 posts since 13/7/06

23 Jul 2006 22:36
Hmmm, yes perhaps its not such a good idea after all.
andymakesglasses
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20186 posts since 26/1/06

8 Jan 2008 23:28
set up a 3 month redirection with Royal Mail when I moved house a month and a half ago. my mate has just informed me my post is now being delivered to his flat again - useless cunts Evil
harrygoodfella
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1535 posts since 17/5/03

8 Jan 2008 23:44
Had a right result before Christmas due to their absolute imcompetance.

We always get clothes for kids of our friends and relatives. About £250 worth, and they left it in our back garden with no note or fuck after we had been out all day. PLus it was raining.

"it never arrived" was the official line, and a replacement set was sent.
joe151
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6230 posts since 21/2/07

8 Jan 2008 23:49
that is class Cool
joe151
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6230 posts since 21/2/07

13 Feb 2008 15:32
sorry for bumping an old thread,
got sent the tracking number for a special delivery parcel today (which was meant to arrive yesterday), and trakced it, said they attempted to deliver it at 7am, i set my alarm for 6.50 (today, just incase it turned up yes saddo) so i would be awake for it, anyway, says ''delivery was attempted at 7am, and we left a 'you were out card', your parcel is at our sutton delivery office''.
Which is fourty five minutes by car, when there is a large depo 6 roads away Puzzled
There was no card and no van atall,
and the adress isnt working to schedule a redilvery bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbastards. mr.A.S.Boblanagrahnafouen has my shoes Sad

robii
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18857 posts since 8/9/06

13 Feb 2008 23:59
Just call them and ask them to redeliver

They are cunts since the strike though. I sent 70 things recorded delivery over Christmas and 21 of them have no tracking info. Not saying they're all missing but I paid for a signature and information. Got 6 things sent by normal post that didn't turn up as well. Proof of postage for all of them. Can't wait for my £1,000 + cheque to arrive Cool
fan
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3948 posts since 11/2/07

14 Feb 2008 00:06
is there any way to claim on something lost in the post just sent regular international? i have proof of postage obviously
robii
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18857 posts since 8/9/06

14 Feb 2008 00:12
Yeah, just get an international claim form
robii
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18857 posts since 8/9/06

7 Mar 2008 22:09
robii wrote: Just call them and ask them to redeliver

They are cunts since the strike though. I sent 70 things recorded delivery over Christmas and 21 of them have no tracking info. Not saying they're all missing but I paid for a signature and information. Got 6 things sent by normal post that didn't turn up as well. Proof of postage for all of them. Can't wait for my £1,000 + cheque to arrive Cool

Sent off my claim a few weeks back then last week I got a letter saying I hadn't sent proof of value for the two international items and they enclosed my claim form and proof of postages. I sent everything back, along with proof of value on February 28th by recorded delivery. So far, checking the tracking number on www.royalmail.com it hasn't been delivered

I make a claim for lost items and they lose that too. Fucking disgrace Evil
Brian Damage
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7991 posts since 21/10/03

7 Mar 2008 22:11
this week, the postie delivered letters to us which were addressed to houses either side of us. Puzzled
stoney
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17376 posts since 22/1/05

8 Mar 2008 11:13
first time ive had a parcel ive sent go missing, what a ball ache the claiming process is Evil