does that sound like any of the woman you been with friend?
its sounds like some of the girls i used to go with when i was a kid. remeber getting your first BJ, i didnt care that she was the local pikey/chav/bike i just wanted to tell me mates i had done it.
bet you hated the taste of scampi crisps but still ate em…
Never have and i never will. Unless im drunk and there really skinny and fit.
give it a couple of months, and you'll be kicking that closet door wide open.
And I'll be doing the "told you so dance".
(I know we said we'd stop but at least this time it's relevant)