General Discussion: Sometimes a fuker goes beyond the call of duty


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Homer
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23926 posts since 8/5/03

14 Mar 2007 13:59
Berk came round my old mans farm to be modelled as a scare crow,

Was the most best harvest ever
andymakesglasses
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20557 posts since 26/1/06

14 Mar 2007 14:00
berktheboat wrote:
KKDW wrote:
berktheboat wrote: opiums done me some class business cards fo my ho

and a free satnav you fat ungrateful cunt

yeah and that from big nose

and Ghostbusters and Ghostbusters 2
berktheboat
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2243 posts since 21/7/06

14 Mar 2007 14:02
andymakesglasses wrote:
berktheboat wrote:
KKDW wrote:
berktheboat wrote: opiums done me some class business cards fo my ho

and a free satnav you fat ungrateful cunt

yeah and that from big nose

and Ghostbusters and Ghostbusters 2

so som business cards from pang
sat nav from big nose
ghostbusters from carrot top
noble helped me out with doh on ebay once
mob basically wipes my arse when i wanna buy sumin
mase does photoshops for me
relf sucks my dick
maximillion
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321 posts since 9/2/07

14 Mar 2007 14:09
berktheboat wrote:
andymakesglasses wrote:
berktheboat wrote:
KKDW wrote:
berktheboat wrote: opiums done me some class business cards fo my ho

and a free satnav you fat ungrateful cunt

yeah and that from big nose

and Ghostbusters and Ghostbusters 2

so som business cards from pang
sat nav from big nose
ghostbusters from carrot top
noble helped me out with doh on ebay once
mob basically wipes my arse when i wanna buy sumin
mase does photoshops for me
relf sucks my dick

whats the secret!?
berktheboat
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2243 posts since 21/7/06

14 Mar 2007 14:10
maximillion wrote:
berktheboat wrote:
andymakesglasses wrote:
berktheboat wrote:
KKDW wrote:
berktheboat wrote: opiums done me some class business cards fo my ho

and a free satnav you fat ungrateful cunt

yeah and that from big nose

and Ghostbusters and Ghostbusters 2

so som business cards from pang
sat nav from big nose
ghostbusters from carrot top
noble helped me out with doh on ebay once
mob basically wipes my arse when i wanna buy sumin
mase does photoshops for me
relf sucks my dick

whats the secret!?

drink plenty of water and basically just hit the gym,also i use a great moisturiser
Guido
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12884 posts since 20/4/05

14 Mar 2007 14:14
Homer wrote: Berk came round my old mans farm to be modelled as a scare crow,

Was the most best harvest ever

in return for a cup of tea an a slice of cake?
berktheboat
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2243 posts since 21/7/06

14 Mar 2007 14:16
Homer wrote: Berk came round my old mans farm to be modelled as a scare crow,

Was the most best harvest ever

while i was there i poled your mum
MoB
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37151 posts since 31/8/04

14 Mar 2007 15:46
whats with all the berk bashing Laughing out loud
andymakesglasses
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20557 posts since 26/1/06

14 Mar 2007 15:48
he's been given the most free stuff, we're just evening things up by giving him some abuse
jaercann
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280 posts since 1/2/07

14 Mar 2007 15:50
berktheboat wrote:
Homer wrote: Berk came round my old mans farm to be modelled as a scare crow,

Was the most best harvest ever

while i was there i poled your mum


OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Irma Desh
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4347 posts since 13/5/04

14 Mar 2007 15:51
berktheboat wrote:
Homer wrote: Berk came round my old mans farm to be modelled as a scare crow,

Was the most best harvest ever

while i was there i poled your mum

amazing reply,…bought a tear to my eye that one,..the boy did well
Irma Desh
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4347 posts since 13/5/04

14 Mar 2007 15:58
fukin MoB,..greatest lad of our generation,..serious amounts of hooking up,..i always want to give him money for his troubles no matter what,.. but he doesnt take it SadSadSadSad



and nobles hooked me up with gear that i do actually use to this day ja bless…and other stuff im quite sure

and everyones very helpfull bla bla… just paying wespex…

AAA
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10012 posts since 15/12/02

16 Mar 2007 10:54
Something I remembered while going to sleep last night (Why I thought of FUK i have no idea!)

Anyway, someone gave me some massive help with some pictures I needed photoshopes (Think it was MOB) for a presentation I was doing to get my job as a holiday rep. Anyway the pictures went down a storm, everyone loved them, I was the top person at the presentations, I got the job, I became a rep, and my whole life changed from there (Definatly for the worse in the long run, but oh well)

So I credit that person for changing my whole like, the power of FUK

Smiling
Cazerelli
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12039 posts since 16/5/03

16 Mar 2007 13:07
mobs alright. i've never got nothing out of him though. apart from abuse.

how come berk gets so much stuff!!?
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

16 Mar 2007 13:15
mob sent me a wicked dvd of the new shane meadows film but it was a present that packed a real punch…i went out wednesday night and was having a proper lie in to cure my hangover, i got woken up with the biggest shock ever, my mrs was raining blows into my face screaming
"You fucking sick bastard, ive had a baby with a fucking nonce pervert who loves young cock and wanking over it."
I swear on my mothers life, it took me over an hour to calm her down to explain exactly what the story was. Laughing out loud


Oh by the way, i had ordered 'The Wiggles' dvd for my nipper from Amazon on monday as he loves it, so she saw the mail and the dvd envelope and so she just opened it knowing it would be his little dvd so he could watch it whilst i slept away the effects of my drunken shenanigans, and wouldnt mind it the slightest her opening my mail cos it would keep him quiet.
Then she saw what she saw and the rest my e friends was history.
So thanks MOB, thanks so very much.
AAA
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10012 posts since 15/12/02

16 Mar 2007 13:21
MoB - Fuk Legend
andymakesglasses
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20557 posts since 26/1/06

16 Mar 2007 13:21
Laughing out loud
MB
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4353 posts since 27/9/05

16 Mar 2007 13:22
Laughing out loud
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

16 Mar 2007 13:23
i swear swear swear on my mums life this is exactly what happened as well. ill even get her holding a sign saying 'i thought my bloke was a nonce" if any cunt doubts me.
Cazerelli
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12039 posts since 16/5/03

16 Mar 2007 13:24
legend Laughing out loud