Caption competition thread for style blogs

Go…….

Ill start


'Mum says we need to be home by 6pm for tea or no coffee or tumblr for a month'

"A small pinot grigio please"
"And for you sir?…"
GLARE

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Good caption

'Yeah I swear on my life David Sneddon'


'Are you sure? Hold on Someones on the other line'


'Fucking David Sneddon was out last!'


'Who?'


'Irina get off the line what did Olivier say about listening in!'


'I said do it, let make lurrve and take black and white photos, Terry will get his snake out'


'Code Purple people, I said CODE PURPLE! Zahm's alive, I repeat Zahm is alive!'


'Yo I know you pregnant and all and Imma let you finish but Zahm is about to get real live'


'Fucking hell Zahm is alive! Text Everyone!'


'Beep, Beep, Beep'


'Bzzz, Bzzz, Bzzz'


'Wzzzz, Wzzzz, Wzzzz'


'Dont worry false alarm!'

“I’m feeling this. You know you’re on to a good thing when a blind tenor comes to your show."