Ah, just after midnight, finally got to open my Christmas Pressies that are totes amaze.

Hmm where can I boast about my latest cop's and make people well jel ?
Reeeeeem !

Hmmm, better speak like those black men that I by my gear from.

''Been buyin mad things this December. Tiger Varsity is XL and might be up for sale or trade me heat in L''

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Is it really him? If so it's skateboard Joey, not skate-bored.

Wot Wot Bertie! What does one want to be when ones graduated Eton?


Father wants me at Morgan Stanley but I'm going to be a Fashion designer for people who like to dress like me and wot

10 years later


Better start making a bloody effort on this fashion label (snort)


Need a bloody logo but what shall I use (snort)


Oh yes triffic idea Thatcher (snort snort snort)


Bertie darling hows the fashion business?


Bloody good actually see those bloody twats over thar well they just bought the entire outfit from my bloody website and wot. Its all made in China (Snort snort snort)!!!!




Rugby ya snort