Hello ladies!

Hello Paddy!

Alright ladies… no more waiting… Let the bins see the dipper

Single man reveal yourself!

Erm, alright la! I'm LFC

I'm divorced and my ex has all me money

And I work nights

…

Oooh, you are a harsh lot

*whimpers*


So tell me flower, why have you kept your light on?

Well, I guess I like a project

And I like a dangerwank love, but I wouldn't admit it on national tv…

So, LFC, we've got yer ex on

Mmmm, nice one la

… and her sister

Oh fucking hell, paddy ye cunt

You've got rid of yer missus but kept her sister!

Sod it you scouse bastard - you've got a date!

I can't wait to get to Fernandos!

Me neither love

But you're Fernando..

What do you mean "you're Fernando"?

As I said… you're Fernando..

I'm not fucking Fernando, la! And why the fuck has James Bond turned up?!

I'm here for the girl… la.

Oh fuck this, fuck all of youse

What do you mean babes?

I don't work nights for nothi…

You.. scouse… bastard…

Er… bleh… cough..

I think I'm going to stay in and brush me ponytail from now on

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