Fuck sake I'm now getting ads for continence care after those last searches

ZZZZzzzz Visvim Zzzzzzz Sunsea Zzzzz Visvim….ooh ello who are you?


Hi I'm straight Simon who are you?


Im Sydney also straight, very straight infact, no bum fun for me hate it, err no thanks


Nice 101 btw, fancy a harmless straight cock slap?


Err do I? Does Lew like Chinese food? Does Eent like a line? Slap away.


'Im totally straight though'……'err yeah me too'


This is so not gay



I know even with my finger up here we are still well straight

Meanwhile…Zzzzzzz


Ooooh yeah push it in further


Sydney wake up your friends is at the door to take you to work


Hi Syders hurry up lovey its cold out here might need to snuggle up en route…ello

E props for using old school Hollyoaks

harmless straight cock slap

Snaye you better get adblocker

'Sorry cant get up shoes too big, drop crotch too low'