Snaye

snaye

too good

'I can't read what it says, its so dark'
'Yeah, thats weird'

or

'It says buttons are not in fashion any more'
'Shit'

Top Tip - Draw attention away from a huge forehead by wearing a curtain round your neck

'it says here, you are meant to stroke your chin, not stick one on………'

'see it told you everyone was wearing beige coats!'

'Shite Kate Moss Tee released in the morning, and Im in Milan listening to these squares talk about Lapo Elkanns penis'


'I know I want that Bawce tee so bad, how we gonna get there in time?'


'All the flights all out to London are fully booked but if my calculations are correct we can make it by road before Zoom and 88'


'Lets Bike it! I got some shrooms incase we get tired'


'Guys fucking hurry up I got to get to London for that Preme release!'


'Fucks sake stop taking smudges and tell this bender I need his wheels'


'Look the cunts are all leaving, please please please just let me borrow it!

'Ha Ha Fuck you Russo no poster for you!'


'laters Russo you twat'


'Fuck you slag'


'Hold on whats the que like? Check Strictly?'


'Preme Store 7pm'


'Guys your good at the moment but get a move on, pick me up a white Kate tee size L tenner Paypal for your efforts'


'Fucking London here we come!!!!!!!'


'Fuck lurkers man we never gonna make it!!!!'


'Guys Im fucked already we need some serious fuel or we nar gan make it'


'Nom, Nom, Nom…'


'Sniiiiiiiifffff……..'


'What are doing again?'


'Errrr…'


'Preme Que!!!'


'Oh shit yeah! C'MON one last push!!'


'just round the corner we made it!!!!'


London Preme Store 9am