26.

liar (neff)

I have no idea how old she is.

I wouldn't let anybody cut my hair that short.

Not even Gok Wan.

she is 36.

to be fair she looks a million times better than she looked before.

It's just because of the make-up.

i don't want a makeover, but i would like to have my hair and make-up professionally done every morning. not tv make-up though, too panto.

but your not denying you'd let him touch you?

i read that too quick and i though you said you wanted panto make up every day

ah deffo my hair, i lookes ok before i leave the house, by the time i get to work i look like i've been raped by sweeny todd.

i'd like to be driven to work too, have my own Parker.

i was at my mates bbq the other day and i said i needed an obligitory sausage picture but i never got one

i'm hoping to get at least twelve them i am going to make a calender for Homer.

you better be excited

lonford or the teenage parents?