Oh dear, looks like we might regret selling Ferdinand now. This is the third time Shambles has been accused of rape now.

Nah, i don't think so.

Can't remember where the first one happened, although he was playing for Newcastle at the time. The last one was on the Quayside in Newcastle, and his brother ended up getting 5 years for it.

Valencia keeper

Made about 4 ridiculously good saves. Then conceded.

He must be on drugs.

For those who have placed bets on Kean to be the 1st manager to be sacked, his assistant has walked.

if we can get him

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2043021/QPR-confirm-David-Beckham.html

Not that anyone cares but a great brace from Andy Johnson against Odense tonight. Result means fuck all in the grand scheme of things, except for the fact it greatly increases our chances of progressing from the group stages meaning more trips abroad; I'm so happy. And less than three weeks until Krakow away now, can't fucking wait.

surely bramble can do the cab driver for false imprisonment?


bramble: let me out
cabbie: no