General Discussion: Tinder


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baddie
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2029 posts since 21/7/09

18 Aug 2014 19:05
In late. Fucking love this thread Laughing out loud
deuce
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13155 posts since 21/1/08

posted 18 Aug 2014 20:29, edited 18 Aug 2014 20:29
ok, so not much out of the ordinary has happened on the tinder front lately, just general dates/smashing.
anyway, had this girl over yesterday watching a film (wolf of wallstreet, fyi) in bed on my laptop (playyaaaaaa). then, whilst we're watching the film, some other tinder bird text me, and the message popped up on my laptop screen because i have a macbook/imessage thing, saying;

"Stacey Tinder: You better be free tomorrow because i want your *banana emoji*"

i panic like fuck thinking how do i close this ASAP rocky, and cant. so have to wait for like 5 secs which felt like an eternity for it do disappear.
it disappears and we continue watching etc and i fuck her and she never mentions it, cool.

then i've just got this

DY
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9195 posts since 9/6/11

18 Aug 2014 20:30
Watching a film in bed on a laptop, are you 16?
CovOne
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8564 posts since 17/8/04

18 Aug 2014 20:32
Mix tape on pause
eazypz
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2587 posts since 16/4/10

18 Aug 2014 20:33
Laughing out loud
Man I need to get back on this
figurine
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4550 posts since 14/5/07

18 Aug 2014 20:35
doomedyouth wrote: Watching a film in bed on a laptop, are you 16?
Laughing out loud
deuce
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13155 posts since 21/1/08

18 Aug 2014 20:36
doomedyouth wrote: Watching a film in bed on a laptop, are you 16?
yeah, but at least im a 16 year old with stinky fingers and a stinky knob, whilst you're at home cry wanking
morning mist
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3057 posts since 29/5/05

18 Aug 2014 20:39
im guessing Stacey is coloured
Burt
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4207 posts since 3/1/10

18 Aug 2014 20:47
Need to get a flat screen on that bedroom wall ASAP Jords. You can't be a baller without a tele in the boudoir - ain't you ever seen an episode of MTV Cribs?

Other than that, assuming you wanna see her again just give it the 'it was Tinder spam' (that happens, right?). '…and appeared on the laptop 'cos I have mac messaging'.
Foxtrot
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2385 posts since 8/4/09

posted 18 Aug 2014 21:20, edited 18 Aug 2014 21:20
bout dat life
Goldie
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4514 posts since 17/10/07

18 Aug 2014 21:36
What are Stacey's career prospects?
smith
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9743 posts since 5/5/04

18 Aug 2014 21:52
The story
deuce wrote: yeah, but at least im a 16 year old with stinky fingers and a stinky knob, whilst you're at home cry wanking



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doomedyouth wrote: Watching a film in bed on a laptop, are you 16?
deuce
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13155 posts since 21/1/08

18 Aug 2014 21:53
i do gots a tv/dvd player guise, but i downloaded the film last minute and dont have a laptop>hdmi cable Sad

i'll get one for future dvd sessions, promise x
deuce
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13155 posts since 21/1/08

18 Aug 2014 21:54
Laughing out loud
Kadafi39
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1266 posts since 30/10/09

posted 18 Aug 2014 22:29, edited 18 Aug 2014 22:29
Laughing out loud

Why blank out the name on the msg, but then tell us stacey's name? Just be honest, what was his name? Looks like u also didn't tell him u were bi
doug.
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1547 posts since 12/6/10

18 Aug 2014 22:36
^ what you on about m8
Kadafi39
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1266 posts since 30/10/09

18 Aug 2014 22:43
Its not hard to figure out! He blanked out the name on the screenshot, but told us stacey's name. The only logical explanation for which is he was fucking a guy Laughing out loud
nothingelseworked
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2613 posts since 21/2/10

posted 18 Aug 2014 22:52, edited 18 Aug 2014 22:52
For future ref, Jords: two finger swipe down on the notification centre > do not disturb.
ChrisAlright
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1384 posts since 29/6/08

18 Aug 2014 22:59
Kadafi39 wrote: Its not hard to figure out! He blanked out the name on the screenshot, but told us stacey's name. The only logical explanation for which is he was fucking a guy Laughing out loud

r u dumb
deuce
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13155 posts since 21/1/08

18 Aug 2014 23:09
stacey werent her real name you dumb cunt. can we ban this fool?