You fucking pagan.

To be fair girls definitely use 'come round and watch a movie on my laptop' as code for 'come round and fuck me' a lot

I guess in Noble and Evers' day it was probably 'come round and watch Corrie in my parents' living room because there's only three channels and tv is a luxury'

exactly. we werent there to watch the film.

evers, noble and dy would be sat on their sofa with dolby surround sound set up, popcorn popping away in the microwave, 3d glasses on getting ready for a cinematic experience of a lifetime.

meanwhile im giving her the worst 45 seconds of her life

i love a coloured girl

she werent actually black btw. my reputation precedes me

Course she weren't or she wouldn't have waited to get home to bring up the whole scenario, that bitch woulda started wildin and kicked your ass right there and then, smashed your laptop and then gone and beaten up bitch B

But seriously no