General Discussion: Twitter thread!!!


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gawkrodger
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7695 posts since 4/11/08

26 Feb 2015 18:26
Any recommendations for a Twitter app for android?
andymakesglasses
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20740 posts since 26/1/06

25 Mar 2015 10:31




Laughing out loud

http://www.scotsman.com/news/odd/glaswegian-s-grass-tweet-to-tesco-goes-viral-1-3728031
Kadafi39
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25 Mar 2015 10:52
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smith
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11783 posts since 5/5/04

25 Mar 2015 12:01
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burny
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6150 posts since 25/5/06

25 Mar 2015 13:47
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Lucas82
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461 posts since 26/10/09

25 Mar 2015 14:16
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DY
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9619 posts since 9/6/11

10 May 2015 18:13
Mr X wrote: I thought this local girl was quite fit, she does look not bad in some pics. She came up on my F-book suggestions… so I read her twitter via the link which was funny. She doesn't come from my town, she comes from the Isle of Portland which is up the road connected by a beach. The place is different… a place where you can't say the word rabbit.

Anyway last June, I was riding my bike one afternoon and she'd spotted me then tweeted me. I added her on Facebook. Then reading her tweets she wanted to lift to work one day because she was not feeling up to it. As I only live down the beach road I offered. She arranged the meeting point via FB message. A co-op on the hill.

I waited a while at 10:00am in my Fiesta. Out of a dark alley this figue appeared. A tonne of lipgloss and mirrored aviators. She was LOUD. Possibly due to the ear buds still being in her ears listening to drum and bass. There's some silence she talks about Drum and Bass music, her up coming birthday, her mothers Brum accent. It's a boiling hot day, I ask for a swig of her strawberry oasis drink. She hands it over. I drop her off outside her work. A cafe bar. Not a thank you just a huge slam of my door. Cheers.

I was a bit annoyed by that and unleashed a torrent of abuse on twitter. Feeling bad I sent a customised card with a banksy image on the front, £50 cash and an apologetic note.

The next thing I know police knock at my door. Had to go to the station and explain the above. I got a caution. The end.

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Mr.X.
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3185 posts since 23/6/13

10 May 2015 18:21
Roll Eyes
Mr.X.
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3185 posts since 23/6/13

10 May 2015 18:24
I recently read about beards containing poo in them and instantly thought of DY.
DY
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9619 posts since 9/6/11

10 May 2015 18:27
I recently read the news on that horrendous child ring and instantly thought of Mr.X.
Mr.X.
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3185 posts since 23/6/13

posted 10 May 2015 18:28, edited 10 May 2015 18:28
That must be another Mr x. there was a story, he was black.
Crackajack
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8199 posts since 21/4/05

10 May 2015 18:37

Mr.X. wrote: That must be another Mr x. there was a story, he was black.

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DY
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9619 posts since 9/6/11

10 May 2015 20:22
Fascist!
Mr.X.
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3185 posts since 23/6/13

10 May 2015 20:37
Run rabbit run

DY
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9619 posts since 9/6/11

10 May 2015 20:39
If only you drank the bleach instead of putting it in your hair
Mr.X.
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3185 posts since 23/6/13

10 May 2015 20:40
I don't think bleach could erase the toxins inside you, might sterilise your beard though.
DY
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9619 posts since 9/6/11

10 May 2015 20:41
Mr.X.
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10 May 2015 20:51
Look at the date. It's 4 years old. Come up with some new material. My original post from 4 years ago explained the incident.
smith
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11783 posts since 5/5/04

posted 10 May 2015 21:06, edited 10 May 2015 21:06
DY Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud I see you are trolling Mr. X now for slagging off your beloved adopted football team. Bumping shit from 4 years ago is truly bottom of the barrel stuff. I didn't know what ladbible was earlier when you mentioned it and had to google it. It looks like it would suit you more than this forum. They'd get a good laugh out of you all ready for panto season.
breck
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939 posts since 5/3/09

27 Jul 2015 14:54
https://twitter.com/HulkHogan

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