Rez
7392 posts since 5/4/09
19 Jan 2010 00:58
Also lets face it you're probably weirder if you don't enjoy the smell of your own farts.
19 Jan 2010 01:09
Who are the other 4?
19 Jan 2010 01:47
just dropped salsa on my foot and used a dorito to scoop it up and eat it.
19 Jan 2010 01:51
would if i had taken pics.
Rez
7392 posts since 5/4/09
19 Jan 2010 10:26
The reason I like mine is because of sheer unadulterated arrogance and confidence.
19 Jan 2010 10:31
you must aspire to work as a bathroom attendant.
just woken up AND I'M ON FIYAH!
velvet
9474 posts since 12/6/06
2 Feb 2010 05:06
there is this guy at uni, grade a twat, anyway… he thinks he knows everything about music he dj's at a uni event and when he plays someones favourite band / song he looks up at them to get recognition, douche… anyway… he was out in town somewhere and saw roger daltry from the who and went up to him and said "i miss keith" (in relation to keith moon who died years ago)
twat.
eent
8967 posts since 25/2/05
2 Feb 2010 14:14
Sounds like a right cock.
I like CV. He's my tyler durden
5 May 2010 19:21
they have all heard your getting a porsche you silly fucker.
Guido
12852 posts since 20/4/05
Rez
7392 posts since 5/4/09
10 May 2010 04:36
Just remembered this one, I actually dread my birthday a little bit because there's no set response to say when someone wishes you happy birthday over the phone etc.
For Christmas it's really easy…same for New Year. Just say "Merry Christmas" back.
I have to fight back the compulsion to say "Happy birthday" back at the person, so I ended up freezing, and come up with a really ungenuine "…thanks…".
I also hate replying to emails and texts, unless they are to someone really close. I hover over the reply button and then get anxious and put it off to another time.