General Discussion: Weirdos


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quest
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3213 posts since 11/7/11

28 Aug 2019 10:40
swede wrote:
Burt wrote: Fucking Hell Laughing out loud
swiftus
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745 posts since 1/7/09

28 Aug 2019 10:50
Reminds me of a mate who stripped down fully (suit and tie) to have a wank at work.

Stay classy fuk.
deuce
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13637 posts since 21/1/08

28 Aug 2019 12:28
swiftus wrote: Reminds me of a mate who stripped down fully (suit and tie) to have a wank at work.

Stay classy fuk.
did you hang it all on the back of the door or what?
TCB
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3653 posts since 5/7/11

28 Aug 2019 15:03
swiftus wrote: Reminds me of a mate who stripped down fully (suit and tie) to have a wank at work.

Stay classy fuk.

"a mate"
C-Stylez
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5096 posts since 4/7/12

28 Aug 2019 16:30
This tread! Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud
Dee
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11131 posts since 22/11/07

28 Aug 2019 16:41
TCB wrote: "a mate"

Laughing out loud
swiftus
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745 posts since 1/7/09

29 Aug 2019 13:32
You guys overestimate how much dignity I have. I would proudly admit this in front of my Fuk brethren.

Alas, it was really a mate, this time.

deuce wrote:
swiftus wrote: Reminds me of a mate who stripped down fully (suit and tie) to have a wank at work.

Stay classy fuk.
did you hang it all on the back of the door or what?

He did include this part in the story. Didn't want to crease his shirt.
YLAup
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5110 posts since 5/9/11

29 Aug 2019 16:37
swede wrote:
Burt wrote: Fucking Hell Laughing out loud

I'm genuinely hoping I've been doing this because my bathroom's been so fucking warm this summer. I can't see me doing this in the Winter.
Burt
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5430 posts since 3/1/10

30 Aug 2019 04:56
Never EVER understood why blokes feel the need to sit in stinky solitude for 20 minutes or more when taking a number two. Women don't do it (do they!?). I'm in and fucking out asap, no messin'.
swiftus
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745 posts since 1/7/09

30 Aug 2019 08:27
Burt wrote: Never EVER understood why blokes feel the need to sit in stinky solitude for 20 minutes or more when taking a number two. Women don't do it (do they!?). I'm in and fucking out asap, no messin'.

Only bit of peace and quiet I get in the day. Valuable thinking time.
MLI
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4348 posts since 6/10/09

30 Aug 2019 10:15
swiftus wrote:
Burt wrote: Never EVER understood why blokes feel the need to sit in stinky solitude for 20 minutes or more when taking a number two. Women don't do it (do they!?). I'm in and fucking out asap, no messin'.

Only bit of peace and quiet I get in the day. Valuable thinking time.

Admit it tho, you just check your phone when you're taking a shit. You don't think.
swiftus
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745 posts since 1/7/09

30 Aug 2019 10:29
MLI wrote:
swiftus wrote:
Burt wrote: Never EVER understood why blokes feel the need to sit in stinky solitude for 20 minutes or more when taking a number two. Women don't do it (do they!?). I'm in and fucking out asap, no messin'.

Only bit of peace and quiet I get in the day. Valuable thinking time.

Admit it tho, you just check your phone when you're taking a shit. You don't think.

Morning dump is always without phone.

Work / day dump is pretty much always with phone.

So a mix of both.
illwill
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3533 posts since 17/5/04

posted 30 Aug 2019 10:54, edited 30 Aug 2019 10:54
I switched to Vodafone because 3 couldn't get signal in my new office's gent's.