27 Mar 2013 14:05
As an aside I'm surprised there aren't more gay folk on here since it's a mens fashion forum.
27 Mar 2013 14:41
last night pretty shit but….so I'm lying on bed with this bird..and were in our underwear but she's kinda like not wanting to take her shit off…then I hit music on and it's (pie jesu) and her drawers come flying off super fast on their own, and I hear a voice saying "pie jesu always gets the knickers off) and I open her legs and as I do I start to get sucked into her pussy like a vacuum head first like in poltergeist, then inside her pussy it's like a 5 star hotel in iceland carved out of a mountain but underground, and it seems to be sponsored by heinekeen cos there's a massive sign for it, I go up to reception and the receptionist says welcome to hotel pussy and then I dissappeared into blackness.
LFC
2048 posts since 14/6/11
27 Mar 2013 17:53
Hahahahaha get out of it!
I used to have the same dream over and over about running off a hill then flying but could never make it over a fence at the other end, then coming in to land would literally be jumping off the bed it shit me up that much.
snaye
10271 posts since 24/10/02
27 Mar 2013 19:21
Why does it not suprise me that after a fuker owns up to a homo dream MTP is the first to post the anti dream 'Im a Bloke, shag birds, beer, I love pussay, LAD LAD LAD'
robii
18857 posts since 8/9/06
24 Jul 2013 13:51
Last night dreamt that I was smoking heroin then my mate came round and gave me this book. It was some avant garde porno that was presented like a comic. Then I became part of this comic (probably the affects of the heroin). I got pulled out of this ilussion and realised it was a dream. Then, in my dream, I woke up and the whole smoking heroin thing had also been a dream. Then I was in my parent's house and John Palmer from Home and Away was there. He had all this goth ninja clothing and I was trying it on and really liked it. John kept telling me to be quiet as my mum was asleep on the sofa. I thought it was strange that the clothes of a little fat man fit me.
Then I woke up