Menswear: You Know You're A Fashionista When...................................


Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

10 Aug 2009 11:03
every time you go into the dry cleaners the woman has to go out the back and ask the owner if your garment is safe to be cleaned by them.


anymore??
Protege Moi
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5460 posts since 15/11/02

10 Aug 2009 11:06
You get asked if you work here when in fashion stores. Topman etc don't count.
Oasisunit
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5176 posts since 8/5/03

10 Aug 2009 11:06
Normal people think you're a homo the first time they meet you
Ulster_Blue
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5550 posts since 16/7/06

10 Aug 2009 11:12
A guy and a hot girl walk past and you're more interested in his trainers than his girlfriend.
gojira.
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4624 posts since 3/5/05

10 Aug 2009 11:12
:d so true !

Great for nabbing birds though that technique..
deuce
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14035 posts since 21/1/08

10 Aug 2009 11:27
when you go to spoons with your mates and they take the piss because you've got buckles on your trainers Evil
Rez
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8657 posts since 5/4/09

10 Aug 2009 13:21
When you worry when you see norms in Vans.
Trent
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2037 posts since 18/1/09

10 Aug 2009 13:46
when you're in a state of high operational readiness?

But, seriously, when you own more footwear than your last/current girlfriend.
JustinCredible
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2680 posts since 11/6/08

10 Aug 2009 14:15
When your pals mock you for wearing 'royal air force' issue tops and you just smile and take it rather than trying to explain it
DesignGuy
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398 posts since 1/4/08

10 Aug 2009 14:22
Where I am, your a fashionista if you don't buy your clothes from the same place you shop for food.
maximus
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1728 posts since 13/7/06

10 Aug 2009 14:46
when you spend at least 2 hrs a day on FUK!
deuce
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14035 posts since 21/1/08

10 Aug 2009 14:55
when everyone thinks you look like a twat, except about 3 people on a fashion site Laughing out loud
MoB
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37149 posts since 31/8/04

10 Aug 2009 15:03
Jordan wrote: when everyone thinks you look like a twat, except about 3 people on a fashion site Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud
robii
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18857 posts since 8/9/06

10 Aug 2009 15:47
When you go to a fancy dress party dressed as a slutty, anorexic cave girl
berk
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2118 posts since 24/3/08

10 Aug 2009 16:00
when you mates say you look like a fat elvis costello with your new barnet Sad
shedboy66
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1011 posts since 21/9/06

10 Aug 2009 16:02
when the only place you get a tan is between the half mast leg of your trousers and your socks

EVERS
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8580 posts since 2/7/06

10 Aug 2009 16:14
you know more about the product than the shop assistants.

you'd rather starve than miss out on an item.

you study google for hours tracking down what you want

you spend a huge portion of you leisure time and disposable income looking for and spending on apparel
brodie
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6742 posts since 15/10/05

10 Aug 2009 19:13
you wear your best clothes to the post office
harrybarclay
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748 posts since 8/3/09

10 Aug 2009 19:19
you have two toothbrushes: one for your teeth and one for your shoes
Best
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9918 posts since 21/10/05

10 Aug 2009 19:36
Ulster_Blue wrote: A guy and a hot girl walk past and you're more interested in his trainers than his girlfriend.

Laughing out loud