Menswear: You Know You're A Fashionista When...................................


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robii
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18857 posts since 8/9/06

14 Aug 2009 13:46
When your girlfriend uses words like "steez"
Noble Locks
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66963 posts since 10/7/03

14 Aug 2009 13:48
when your bird says 'if you dont get off that fukbook and pay me some attention, i swear im going home and i mean it this time'.
DesignGuy
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398 posts since 1/4/08

14 Aug 2009 13:52
When Saucony doesn't make your shortlist of acceptable running shoes b'cos they look crap.
BOOKSTORECORE
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7634 posts since 8/8/06

14 Aug 2009 13:52
Noble Locks wrote: when your bird says 'what are you doing? checking fuk again?' and then storms out the room And you then go to best/worst and go "OMG MY GIRLFRIEND JUST STORMED OUT THE ROOM COS OF FUK LOL".
Oasisunit
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5176 posts since 8/5/03

14 Aug 2009 14:15
when you feel afraid leaving the house in an outfit if it isnt an 'fuk approved' fit

you spend atleast 4-5 minutes in your bed at night thinking of a potential new purchase or what you are going
to wear the next day to browse fuk
Ulster_Blue
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5556 posts since 16/7/06

14 Aug 2009 14:16
BOOKSTORECORE wrote:
Noble Locks wrote: when your bird says 'what are you doing? checking fuk again?' and then storms out the room And you then go to best/worst and go "OMG MY GIRLFRIEND JUST STORMED OUT THE ROOM COS OF FUK LOL and I dont know if its a best or worst!".
Sneaker52
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7147 posts since 2/11/06

14 Aug 2009 14:23
Sneaker52 wrote:
jimm wrote: When you find a girl unattractive because she wore bad footwear.

Guilty, pub lunch Friday, we naturally assess the ladies in the pub, at which point I normal slag someone's taste proclaiming that she's wearing fucked up nasty cheap shoes!

Not so bad this week, although I got told I pay far too much attention as a girl that's usually there, cam in and I instantly said her hair was bed hair and her shoes were always too big without looking at her. I was right.
Jesus
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6068 posts since 7/10/08

15 Aug 2009 16:45
when you take an extra case on holiday just for shoes
PHiL
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8745 posts since 31/8/03

15 Aug 2009 16:47
I wanted to do that when I went away Laughing out loud My suitcase weighed twice as much as my ex's
6thEdition
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5882 posts since 7/3/08

15 Aug 2009 19:27
when you wear your jeans under your workpants cos the you'll get more fadezzzzz even if it is 25 degrees outside



saint nicholegs
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4355 posts since 13/10/08

15 Aug 2009 19:35
who does that? Laughing out loud
6thEdition
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5882 posts since 7/3/08

15 Aug 2009 19:45
me mate, every day Laughing out loud
Davinho
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2378 posts since 2/12/08

15 Aug 2009 19:56
Laughing out loud that's mental!
ODB
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3589 posts since 21/6/06

15 Aug 2009 20:05
6thEdition wrote: when you wear your jeans under your workpants cos the you'll get more fadezzzzz even if it is 25 degrees outside
pm the weirdo thread
NB
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571 posts since 21/10/07

15 Aug 2009 21:59
…when you don't want to get too pissed in case you ruin your shoes.
Murakami
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13343 posts since 9/5/05

15 Aug 2009 22:01
My other half doesnt get it when I wont wear me best clobber outside if its raining
Serbia
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4932 posts since 22/3/06

15 Aug 2009 23:14
when your gay mates ask if they can borrow your concealer on a night out (no homo)
AAA
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10012 posts since 15/12/02

15 Aug 2009 23:25
bresone wrote: when your gay mates ask if they can borrow your concealer on a night out (no homo)

Thats not being a fashionista, thats being a big gay
Serbia
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4932 posts since 22/3/06

15 Aug 2009 23:30
AAA wrote:
bresone wrote: when your gay mates ask if they can borrow your concealer on a night out (no homo)

Thats not being a fashionista, thats being a big gay

truesay
harrybarclay
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748 posts since 8/3/09

16 Aug 2009 10:39
bresone wrote:
AAA wrote:
bresone wrote: when your gay mates ask if they can borrow your concealer on a night out (no homo)

Thats not being a fashionista, thats being a big gay

truesay

did you just come out?